Hardly Better Than Sex

Day 1 The typical childhood photo because I am lazy.

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 11:23:37 -0500

Day 1

The typical childhood photo because I am lazy.

10 day photo challenge

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 11:21:31 -0500

Day 1 - Your Facebook profile photo.
Day 2 - A photo of yourself a year ago.
Day 3 - A photo of someone you love.
Day 4 - A photo that makes you happy.
Day 5 - A photo of you making a funny face.
Day 6 - A photo of a former crush.
Day 7 - A photo of you and your best friend.
Day 8 - Your most recent photo of you.
Day 9 - A photo of you have taken.
Day 10 - A photo that makes you laugh

i got it from this website

http://roflwafffle.blogspot.com/2010/11/10-day-photo-challenge.html

"Day 3 HE’S STILL AVAILABLE LADIES"

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 10:55:09 -0600

“Day 3
HE’S STILL AVAILABLE LADIES”

- Samantha’s text in response to my new found attraction to Charles Manson.

"Day 2 You all so ghetto, you emburrsssing me."

Sun, 28 Nov 2010 10:53:53 -0600

“Day 2
You all so ghetto, you emburrsssing me.”

- 4 year old girl on the train that I wanted to steal

Day 1 All night graduation party - at the point where we were...

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 23:13:00 -0600

Day 1

All night graduation party - at the point where we were oblivious to the fact we basically hated everyone there and going to a party with people you hate = major suckage.

Heck Yeah Tumblr Challenges!: 30 day challenge of happiness.

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 23:04:13 -0600

Heck Yeah Tumblr Challenges!: 30 day challenge of happiness.:

Let’s give this a go….

heckyeahtumblrchallenges:

A Picture of you smiling

A Quote that makes you smile

A Text that you saved because it made you smile

A Picture you think will make someone else smile

A Song or Song Lyrics that make you smile

A Picture of someone fameous smiling

Something you found when searching “Smile” on Tumblr.

Reviving this with a chat about my ass

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 22:35:33 -0600

Brittney: just leave me bloodied on the side of some nearly abandoned road, so after 5 hours when a car finally passes by I am a couple minutes away from death?
Brittney: And then the scene goes all hollywood on your ass and one of them is some world reknowned doctor and saves my ass
Aaron: Just your ass, huh? What about the rest of you?
Aaron: Can't make a movie out of just your ass!
Brittney: Nah, my ass is my best part… every guy falls in love with it
Brittney: YOU'D BE SURPRISED
Aaron: Pffft. You wish!
Brittney: Aaron you don't understand all that my ass encapsulates.
Brittney: Hope, prosperity, freedom
Brittney: beauty
Brittney: multicultural sensitivity
Brittney: it's like the fucking oprah of asses
Brittney: ….only less black
Brittney: not for lack of trying
Aaron: Brittney, I think, seeing as I've known you like....FOREVER...I would have noticed if it was all of these things. But I'm sorry to tell you that it is simply an ass.

Thinks I will keep in mind for my sexy photoshoot

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:23:43 -0500

Thinks I will keep in mind for my sexy photoshoot

Keep Georgia on my Mind

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:37:31 -0500

I guess some people would find it romantic to have their ex still lusting over them. I don’t claim to be some absolutely sexy, beautiful or even remotely insightful person. I am more the opposite of all those qualities so I guess some part of me should find complimented he still likes me? But I am not I am pissed as hell.

In his manipulative, passive agressive style he posted a facebook status referring to Georgia on my Mind by Ray Charles and saying think about it. God, go die.

“Georgia, Georgia,
The whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

I’m say Georgia
Georgia
A song of you
Comes as sweet and clear
As moonlight through the pines

Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

I said Georgia,
Ooh Georgia, no peace I find
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

Georgia,
Georgia,
No peace, no peace I find
Just this old, sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

I said just an old sweet song,
Keeps Georgia on my mind”

One part of me wants to refer to a bitchy song about hating someone or something equally juvenille and say “think about it”.

How can you go wrong with some sxephil yo spice up an uneventful...

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:47:17 -0500

How can you go wrong with some sxephil yo spice up an uneventful day?

Ah, everything from the Dresden Dolls’s cd No, Virginia is...

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:29:08 -0500

Ah, everything from the Dresden Dolls’s cd No, Virginia is ridiculous addicting. One of the ones I have constantly stuck in my head.