~ Thursday, October 13 ~
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Day 1
The typical childhood photo because I am lazy.

Day 1

The typical childhood photo because I am lazy.


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10 day photo challenge

yourchallenges:

Day 1 - Your Facebook profile photo.
Day 2 - A photo of yourself a year ago. 
Day 3 - A photo of someone you love. 
Day 4 - A photo that makes you happy. 
Day 5 - A photo of you making a funny face. 
Day 6 - A photo of a former crush. 
Day 7 - A photo of you and your best friend. 
Day 8 - Your most recent photo of you. 
Day 9 - A photo of you have taken. 
Day 10 - A photo that makes you laugh

i got it from this website

http://roflwafffle.blogspot.com/2010/11/10-day-photo-challenge.html


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~ Monday, November 29 ~
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Day 3
HE’S STILL AVAILABLE LADIES
— Samantha’s text in response to my new found attraction to Charles Manson.

~ Sunday, November 28 ~
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Day 2
You all so ghetto, you emburrsssing me.
— 4 year old girl on the train that I wanted to steal
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~ Saturday, November 27 ~
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Day 1
All night graduation party - at the point where we were oblivious to the fact we basically hated everyone there and going to a party with people you hate = major suckage.

Day 1

All night graduation party - at the point where we were oblivious to the fact we basically hated everyone there and going to a party with people you hate = major suckage.

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Reviving this with a chat about my ass

  • Brittney: just leave me bloodied on the side of some nearly abandoned road, so after 5 hours when a car finally passes by I am a couple minutes away from death?
  • Brittney: And then the scene goes all hollywood on your ass and one of them is some world reknowned doctor and saves my ass
  • Aaron: Just your ass, huh? What about the rest of you?
  • Aaron: Can't make a movie out of just your ass!
  • Brittney: Nah, my ass is my best part… every guy falls in love with it
  • Brittney: YOU'D BE SURPRISED
  • Aaron: Pffft. You wish!
  • Brittney: Aaron you don't understand all that my ass encapsulates.
  • Brittney: Hope, prosperity, freedom
  • Brittney: beauty
  • Brittney: multicultural sensitivity
  • Brittney: it's like the fucking oprah of asses
  • Brittney: ….only less black
  • Brittney: not for lack of trying
  • Aaron: Brittney, I think, seeing as I've known you like....FOREVER...I would have noticed if it was all of these things. But I'm sorry to tell you that it is simply an ass.

~ Friday, July 31 ~
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Keep Georgia on my Mind

I guess some people would find it romantic to have their ex still lusting over them.  I don’t claim to be some absolutely sexy, beautiful or even remotely insightful person.  I am more the opposite of all those qualities so I guess some part of me should find complimented he still likes me? But I am not I am pissed as hell.


In his manipulative, passive agressive style he posted a facebook status referring to Georgia on my Mind by Ray Charles and saying think about it. God, go die.

"Georgia, Georgia,
The whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

I’m say Georgia
Georgia
A song of you
Comes as sweet and clear
As moonlight through the pines

Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

I said Georgia,
Ooh Georgia, no peace I find
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

Georgia,
Georgia,
No peace, no peace I find
Just this old, sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

I said just an old sweet song,
Keeps Georgia on my mind”


One part of me wants to refer to a bitchy song about hating someone or something equally juvenille and say “think about it”.


~ Monday, July 27 ~
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How can you go wrong with some sxephil yo spice up an uneventful day?